13 Reasons Y Men Lie!

Samples extracted from real life situations.
1. It’s their habit (Chronic Lying): Nice dress, it highlights your curves, sweetheart.
2. He wants something from you (yes! The obvious, SEX!): Loabi! It’s a cold night. Let’s stay indoors and feel at ease!
3. To stop girlfriend from nagging: Ofcos, Sweety! I love you. But you and no one else.
4. To make you feel good: I love your ‘fuppi kukulhu’ hairstyle...It’s so stylish (laughing inside).
5. To protect their EGO (will lie about Image, capabilities and to protect reputation): She’s my 111^th gf (telling frenz)
6. The truth hurts: She never dumped me but I was the one who said that I didn’t like her pimple in the navel (in reality the gal dumped him).
7. Infidelity: Love! Had loads office meetings at office. Love! I am working this hard for our future. (was with another gal)
8. Immaturity:I am sure, I am the best thing that happened to you.
9. Desire not to take the blame: You never told me we were going for a party tonight (but the gf did tell him the previous night)
10. Fun and enjoyment: I am single; my girlfriend dumped me for another man! (in reality the guy is married)
11. Popularity and cheap publicity: Really! I had my first exposure when I was only seven.
12. To escape punishment: Yes, Darling, I called for an appointment. They said it’s over.
13. To cover up other lies: Oh! Yes, they will call up when the docs available.

Note: These lies might be told by gals as well. But this one is jus for men.

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27 Ridiculous Excuses (by Men) to avoid Marriage!

1. Darling, money is tight. (Common, you can marry in court for MRf 700?)
2. I want to wait till I find a good job.
3. My career is really important! You know??
4. I'm changing my career path, I want to be a Prof. of Fujimori!
5. I want to get my second Masters in Dhumaari fumening.
6. My mom/family says you aren’t the one. (Are U marrying his mom/family?)
7. My parents says I must not marry a %?#@!$$! woman.
8. My older siblings are still single; I need to wait for my turn.
9. I want my uncle's sis to be around for the wedding but he cannot travel due to medical reasons.
10. My divorce hasn’t come through yet. (He will tell you that his ex wife refuses to sign the papers).
11. Let me seek spiritual help first to check for compatibility! (Do they do horoscope matching still? How outdated!)
12. I just can’t feel the connection. (He couldn't check for compatibility before sleeping with you?)
13. I want to seek the face of God first. (He needs to die and go heaven to reach this)
14. Love, Why the hurry? Let’s hold up a little longer because I’m not the divorce type. I want us to know each other before we enter this union.
15. Let’s not rush things darling, it is a lifetime decision. Remember? (Tell him about that whenever he wants sex.)
16. There are some things I still need to figure out about you. (after 2-5yrs of dating. Sigh!)
17. I'm just not that into you. (Nice way to tell that he doesn’t LOVE you)
18. I want you to change into @$!$EWR#%!!#R! (1001 things) (He wants someone else, not you)
19. I don’t think we know each other well enough (3 yrs isn’t enough time?)
20. I have been having these disturbing dreams lately; I just need some time to pray over it.
21. If we got married, I’m sure we’d start to take each other for granted.
22. I don’t want to rush things; I love to let things take its natural course.
23. It's not me or you, the world are just against us being together.
24. I don’t think I’m marriage material. (Tell that he is commitment material)
25. Why spoil what we have over a piece of paper that says we are man n wife.
26. If you rush into marriage, you will rush out of it.
27. I want to own a land in Male’ and build a ‘Taj Mahal’ for you before I get married. (Close to impossible, isn’t it?)

Three Degrees of Separation

Even Microsoft has suggested that somewhat-discredited theory of "six degrees of separation-1967" may be accurate. I believe that those degrees may have changed over time, thanks to increasingly powerful communications technology. Of course, if it's true that communications technology is decreasing our degrees of separation, then it should continue to decrease at a decent pace. But could we have already made the jump down to just three degrees of separation?

According to Jeff Rodrigues, a social networking specialist that carried out the study, 97 percent of the participants said they felt more connected to people today than they ever have in the past and for older respondents, email and mobile phones (most common method of communication Maldives! Isn’t it?) were the key factors in reducing the degrees of separation. But for those in the younger generation, Facebook (again true) was the main factor. Text messaging (OMG! Seems like this was done on Maldives, hehe) was also mentioned as an important component in reducing degrees of separation.

Hence, the three degrees of separation can be true “in Maldivian context” based on the above study, technological facts and population. As the Maldivian population narrows the overall world population for each “connection” - so it should be no surprise that the degrees of separation are a lot smaller in Maldives, in fact it might be even less than three degrees!

Maybe it is time to revisit previous studies in a more robust way. It could help silence the critics who believe Facebook and the rest are nothing more than places for kids to waste their time. The “Three Degrees of Separation-Experiment” will tell us what we are looking for. Let’s face it – how often will you find one service or industry that can totally transform the way people are connected?

Human Massacre

If Israel only seeks to stop the rocket attacks coming from Gaza as they claim, then surely a heavy assault and killing upwards of 900 people will not help. Mass violence and death does not send a clear signal of peace, and does not sway the civilians of Gaza towards peace.

The focus is on the innocent children of Gaza, attacking and killing schools and children unarmed have become a habit. Parents and loved ones are killed in front of the children, leaving them to shock and the emotional traumas. Talk about the human rights! Talk about the inhumanity! Where are the people who ‘blow trumpets’ about these? Where are they hiding?

To share a story I witnessed: A seven month child was placed on the track. The child can only crawl. Beauty radiated from the child. Smiling with toothless gums, waving the small arms and talking using children language. She was placed on the verge of the tracks cement placement. The Israeli soldier kicked the lovely baby, on the abdomen. The baby moved like a football moving into a goal. The baby dropped into the sea. The baby sank. Drowning but smiling; in front of my eyes. I was there, all along, I was there but I couldn’t do a thing. I dived in, but to my fear I couldn’t save the baby nor could I catch. The horror left me shaken.

I was shaken. Crying and scared I woke up. It was just a dream, where I tried to play the heroin. I am troubled and worried when awake or asleep. Wished, hoped and prayed god to give paradise to all martyrs. To relieve the pain and give courage beyond belief. To bestow PEACE! God will, if not no one will!

Change!

She was waiting. Hoping that he will accept her as she is. Her dress code, makeup, manners, speech and even the tone. She wanted to believe the compromise and change he wanted was the love. What she failed was......

People are who and what they are. She didnt want to change though there is a potential for change. She didnt want to change just because he wanted her to be more better....different. Snakes bite, wolves howl, rooster sings, and scorpions sting. That's just how is it. Why cant he accept that she can't turn frog into a princess or vice versa, no matter how many times you kiss him?

For every day she waits, there is another day she'll never get back. Another day wasted!

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