27 Ridiculous Excuses (by Men) to avoid Marriage!

1. Darling, money is tight. (Common, you can marry in court for MRf 700?)
2. I want to wait till I find a good job.
3. My career is really important! You know??
4. I'm changing my career path, I want to be a Prof. of Fujimori!
5. I want to get my second Masters in Dhumaari fumening.
6. My mom/family says you aren’t the one. (Are U marrying his mom/family?)
7. My parents says I must not marry a %?#@!$$! woman.
8. My older siblings are still single; I need to wait for my turn.
9. I want my uncle's sis to be around for the wedding but he cannot travel due to medical reasons.
10. My divorce hasn’t come through yet. (He will tell you that his ex wife refuses to sign the papers).
11. Let me seek spiritual help first to check for compatibility! (Do they do horoscope matching still? How outdated!)
12. I just can’t feel the connection. (He couldn't check for compatibility before sleeping with you?)
13. I want to seek the face of God first. (He needs to die and go heaven to reach this)
14. Love, Why the hurry? Let’s hold up a little longer because I’m not the divorce type. I want us to know each other before we enter this union.
15. Let’s not rush things darling, it is a lifetime decision. Remember? (Tell him about that whenever he wants sex.)
16. There are some things I still need to figure out about you. (after 2-5yrs of dating. Sigh!)
17. I'm just not that into you. (Nice way to tell that he doesn’t LOVE you)
18. I want you to change into @$!$EWR#%!!#R! (1001 things) (He wants someone else, not you)
19. I don’t think we know each other well enough (3 yrs isn’t enough time?)
20. I have been having these disturbing dreams lately; I just need some time to pray over it.
21. If we got married, I’m sure we’d start to take each other for granted.
22. I don’t want to rush things; I love to let things take its natural course.
23. It's not me or you, the world are just against us being together.
24. I don’t think I’m marriage material. (Tell that he is commitment material)
25. Why spoil what we have over a piece of paper that says we are man n wife.
26. If you rush into marriage, you will rush out of it.
27. I want to own a land in Male’ and build a ‘Taj Mahal’ for you before I get married. (Close to impossible, isn’t it?)