Samples extracted from real life situations.
1. It’s their habit (Chronic Lying): Nice dress, it highlights your curves, sweetheart.
2. He wants something from you (yes! The obvious, SEX!): Loabi! It’s a cold night. Let’s stay indoors and feel at ease!
3. To stop girlfriend from nagging: Ofcos, Sweety! I love you. But you and no one else.
4. To make you feel good: I love your ‘fuppi kukulhu’ hairstyle...It’s so stylish (laughing inside).
5. To protect their EGO (will lie about Image, capabilities and to protect reputation): She’s my 111th gf (telling frenz)
6. The truth hurts: She never dumped me but I was the one who said that I didn’t like her pimple in the navel (in reality the gal dumped him).
7. Infidelity: Love! Had loads office meetings at office. Love! I am working this hard for our future. (was with another gal)
8. Immaturity:I am sure, I am the best thing that happened to you.
9. Desire not to take the blame: You never told me we were going for a party tonight (but the gf did tell him the previous night)
10. Fun and enjoyment: I am single; my girlfriend dumped me for another man! (in reality the guy is married)
11. Popularity and cheap publicity: Really! I had my first exposure when I was only seven.
12. To escape punishment: Yes, Darling, I called for an appointment. They said it’s over.
13. To cover up other lies: Oh! Yes, they will call up when the docs available.
Note: These lies might be told by gals as well. But this one is jus for men.
nice list. i guess we all lie at some point or the other. but this goes both ways; even women lie.
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ReplyDeletebut...as u said this applies to womans also right..so why this topic is specificly for men??
We dont lie depend on our sex...its human nature...man woman all...if i want i can find 20 more reason why woman lie... but at the same time...it applies to the opposite sex also...so..we are human...so we lie...
cheeers
We men don't need a reason to lie. And especially not just 13 paltry reasons.
ReplyDelete1-girls want us to tell those lies
ReplyDelete2-its no secrete, ever since he met u he have been contemplating that
3-oh well u got me there
4- again first reason
5- no harm no foul
6-he is sad , he got to protect himself somehow (guys usually dont like to show their emotions)
7-dont generalize over some bastards lie
8-self delusion is not a lie(not to others anyway)
9- oh come on its not just guys who do that
10- ...? what kinda guys do u date o_O
11- this is really a girly statement
12- soo whts the punishment
13- same as above
though i have to say, i think girls r much more vicious liars then men
nice.
ReplyDeletemen lie because of women.
i wish there were more posts like this on the blogsphere.
its dumb to think men are LIERS!
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